Etat Libre d'Orange SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUES 50ml
SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUES
SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUES

SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUES

Regular price $95.00
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S as in blood, sweat, semen, saliva.

 

FULL DESCRIPTION

True olfactory coitus, "Magnificent Secretions" takes us to the summit of jouissance, this ever-new moment when desire triumphs over reason. The masculine tension, all in acute notes, releases its adrenaline discharge in a cascade of aldehydes. The freshness effect is striking. Then the perfume reveals its metallic side, precise, sharp as an unfulfilled desire. We are on the edge of the razor ... The sweaty skins have the flavor of musk and sandalwood. The marine effect, slightly salty, excites the taste buds and puts the water in the mouth. Languages ​​and sexes are found, pleasure explodes, and everything changes. Mechanics of the fluids, confusion of the kinds. This subversive, disturbing scent provokes full adhesion or rejection. The love games are rarely satisfied half measures ... Between Don Juan and the woman offered, it is the deposit of weapons, but who bows before whom?

It is claimed, I would not assure it, but some scholars persuade us that the chestnut blossom has the same positive odor as that prolific seed which it pleased nature to place in the kidneys of man for the reproduction of his similar. A young lady of about fifteen, who had never left her father's house, was walking one day with her mother and a pretty abbe in a chestnut-tree alley whose exhalation of flowers perfumed the air in the suspicious direction. that we have just taken the liberty of enunciating

- Oh my God, mother, the singular smell, said the young person to his mother, not noticing where she came from ... but feel, mom ... it's an odor that I know.

"Hold your tongue, miss, do not say such things, I beg you.

"Why, then, mamma, I do not see any harm in telling you that this odor is not foreign to me, and it certainly is not.

- But, miss ...

"But, mamma, I know her, I tell you; Monsieur l'Abbe, tell me, I beg you, what harm I do to assure Mother that I know that odor.

"Mademoiselle," said the abbe, pinching his crop and fluttering the sound of his voice, "it is quite certain that evil itself is a small thing; but it is that we are here under chestnut trees, and that we naturalists, we admit in botany that the chestnut flower ...

- Well, the chestnut blossom?

- Well, miss, it feels like the f ...

MAIN NOTES

Iodized accord (fucus, azurone), adrenaline accord, blood agreement, milk agreement, iris, coconut, sandalwood, opoponax

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
88%
(7)
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L
L.A.R.
Gold for those who dig this

On my skin is a floral creamy refreshing smell it doesn’t smell bad at all if you dare to try it and the dry down is the best part awesome love it not for the normal nose

D
D.
Mildly confusing, but wonderful

When I’m wearing it I smell either like I’ve had the best night ever, a bit like an olfactory walk of defiant shame, or a raw steak rolled in talcum. But even as a long-time vegetarian I’m captivated by the scent.

S
S.H.
mesmerizing

Reminiscent of bloodied tampons and high school locker rooms. Smells repulsive, but is utterly distinct and captivating. Not for the weak willed...

K
K.B.
Twangy delish

Powerful fragrance that acts well by itself or in combo with another scent you add, esp. coconut and tunisian sandalwood.

h
h.
Makes you feel like you've committed adultery

This is the strangest, and most intense smell that has ever been manufactured. It is rough, hard, bloody, sex along the cliffs. It is overwhelmingly fecund. It is vile and dirty and embarrassing and vulgar. I had such a violent image of a seaside tryst pop into my head that I actually felt a little ashamed-- as though I had committed an actual act of adultery. Transportive, disgusting, arousing. A masterpiece.

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
88%
(7)
13%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
L
L.A.R.
Gold for those who dig this

On my skin is a floral creamy refreshing smell it doesn’t smell bad at all if you dare to try it and the dry down is the best part awesome love it not for the normal nose

D
D.
Mildly confusing, but wonderful

When I’m wearing it I smell either like I’ve had the best night ever, a bit like an olfactory walk of defiant shame, or a raw steak rolled in talcum. But even as a long-time vegetarian I’m captivated by the scent.

S
S.H.
mesmerizing

Reminiscent of bloodied tampons and high school locker rooms. Smells repulsive, but is utterly distinct and captivating. Not for the weak willed...

K
K.B.
Twangy delish

Powerful fragrance that acts well by itself or in combo with another scent you add, esp. coconut and tunisian sandalwood.

h
h.
Makes you feel like you've committed adultery

This is the strangest, and most intense smell that has ever been manufactured. It is rough, hard, bloody, sex along the cliffs. It is overwhelmingly fecund. It is vile and dirty and embarrassing and vulgar. I had such a violent image of a seaside tryst pop into my head that I actually felt a little ashamed-- as though I had committed an actual act of adultery. Transportive, disgusting, arousing. A masterpiece.