FAT ELECTRICIAN

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$4.50

Gourmand, Woody

Based on the true story of a once beautiful man who ended up a Fat Electrician. Because while beauty fades, a good fragrance is forever. And contrary to the name, this is an ever attractive and wearable vetiver-based scent modernized by woody Vanilla Bean and balsamic Myrrh.

Featured in The (Almost) Complete Collection. 

*All samples come with a Promo Card for 15% off your next full-size order

**All samples are nonrefundable and final sale

 

FULL DESCRIPTION

His beauty would have been his greatest asset. One imagines he was raised in the big air of Texas, his soft skin scrubbed by ears of wheat, his eyelashes curled by grappling with grace against a blinding sun. A Midnight Cowboy lost on city asphalt.

A fisherman without a line, he was made to be hooked by others, to believe in his fate without knowing it, to wreak havoc and forget it over time. Youth for women-of-a-certain-age, stock for late-night parties, a partner to accompany the wealthy of Palm Beach on nature walks, his splendor is consumed in the service of others. Now, a Fat Electrician in New Jersey, his talent depleted in his sexual decline. This is the curse of beauty - it doesn’t last.

MAIN NOTES

Vetiver from Haiti, chestnut cream, olive leaves, myrrh, vanilla, opoponax

Customer Reviews

Based on 68 reviews
82%
(56)
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BigStew
Mmmm Lube

Smells like lube that you use on your car.

P
Pairis Hawkins
Shipping isses

Still haven't received order

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Jhac
For a Man...divine

Didn't love this for myself but for a gentleman or someone who likes a more masculine scent it's really nice!

D
DT
In Which I Am Wed to the Electrician

I had assumed this was going to knock me on the head like I Am Trash, but in fact this is one of the subtlest scents I’ve ever encountered. And it is amazing. I don’t know how to describe it but I do suggest mailing a sample to every man in America. Thank you.

M
Marilynn Montgomery
AAAAMMMMAAAAZING

This is my favorite smell ever. I bought it for my husband several times but I even put it on it smells so good. Very woodsy and a little sweet it’s amazing and just a smell I could shove up my nose and smell all day. Best thing I’ve ever smelt and well worth the $$$

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Customer Reviews

Based on 68 reviews
82%
(56)
18%
(12)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
B
BigStew
Mmmm Lube

Smells like lube that you use on your car.

P
Pairis Hawkins
Shipping isses

Still haven't received order

J
Jhac
For a Man...divine

Didn't love this for myself but for a gentleman or someone who likes a more masculine scent it's really nice!

D
DT
In Which I Am Wed to the Electrician

I had assumed this was going to knock me on the head like I Am Trash, but in fact this is one of the subtlest scents I’ve ever encountered. And it is amazing. I don’t know how to describe it but I do suggest mailing a sample to every man in America. Thank you.

M
Marilynn Montgomery
AAAAMMMMAAAAZING

This is my favorite smell ever. I bought it for my husband several times but I even put it on it smells so good. Very woodsy and a little sweet it’s amazing and just a smell I could shove up my nose and smell all day. Best thing I’ve ever smelt and well worth the $$$