Fragrance is Subjective
And what better way to explore this sentiment than by highlighting the most “unexpected” feedback we’ve received about our bottles… and rolling with it. “But why?” you must be wondering—to which we respond, “Why not?”
It’s the industry standard: luxurious gowns, white horses, random shots of Italy, etc. They’re all thrown into an ad, just to sell you a bottle of perfume. But we know our customers don’t care about that stuff. That’s why we matched real reviews (Good? Bad? We’ll let you decide!) to their fragrance and added the ironic twist of classic French Renaissance paintings to further the review’s absurdity, while shouting out the brand’s French heritage.
Judging art and fragrance is a subjective task. We found absolute perfection in the ambiguity. Check out some of our favorites below.
“Two zombies making love on dormant kitchen sink full of unwanted dishes”
- Fragrantica User Review
SHOP I AM TRASH
“There is a ‘wet dog about to get hit by a car’ smell”
- Fragrantica User Review
SHOP FAT ELECTRICIAN
“This is what she smells like at the end of the night smoking a cigarette and too tired to wash her makeup off”
- Fragrantica User Review
SHOP REMARKABLE PEOPLE
“This smells like a library. Or what a librarian might wear on date night”
- Fragrantica User Review
SHOP SHE WAS AN ANOMALY
“Smells like my compost bin in the morning after I make a bunch of margaritas”
- Fragrantica User Review
SHOP I AM TRASH
“It is the only perfume I want to be known for up until I’m a shriveled old lady”
- Facebook User Review
SHOP SHE WAS AN ANOMALY
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