Smells so good if I could hump myself I would...
Out of all the jokey reviews, the one that I felt rang true was the description of it smelling like an older man in a hardware store. There are notes of cedar, and it's a little soft, but there is also an undertone of (motor?) oil. I love it. I'm even wearing it during quarantine. There's no one else around to smell it, but I can :)
It’s yummy, summery, and delightful!
The scent was pleasant overall but I felt it didn't fit me well. It was great at first but over time I started mixing it with a lighter, more feminine scent because it was a bit too masculine for my liking.