FAT ELECTRICIAN
FAT ELECTRICIAN
FAT ELECTRICIAN

FAT ELECTRICIAN

Regular price $4.00
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Gourmand, Woody

Based on the true story of a once beautiful man who ended up a Fat Electrician. Because while beauty fades, a good fragrance is forever. And contrary to the name, this is an ever attractive and wearable vetiver-based scent modernized by woody Vanilla Bean and balsamic Myrrh.

Featured in The (Almost) Complete Collection. 

*All samples come with a Promo Card for 15% off your next full-size order

**All samples are nonrefundable and final sale

 

FULL DESCRIPTION

His beauty would have been his greatest asset. One imagines he was raised in the big air of Texas, his soft skin scrubbed by ears of wheat, his eyelashes curled by grappling with grace against a blinding sun. A Midnight Cowboy lost on city asphalt.

A fisherman without a line, he was made to be hooked by others, to believe in his fate without knowing it, to wreak havoc and forget it over time. Youth for women-of-a-certain-age, stock for late-night parties, a partner to accompany the wealthy of Palm Beach on nature walks, his splendor is consumed in the service of others. Now, a Fat Electrician in New Jersey, his talent depleted in his sexual decline. This is the curse of beauty - it doesn’t last.

MAIN NOTES

Vetiver from Haiti, chestnut cream, olive leaves, myrrh, vanilla, opoponax

Customer Reviews

Based on 20 reviews
75%
(15)
25%
(5)
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S
S.J.
Got damn!

Smells so good if I could hump myself I would...

J
J.W.
Great

Love this

M
M.C.
A little strange, a little organic, a little non-organic

Out of all the jokey reviews, the one that I felt rang true was the description of it smelling like an older man in a hardware store. There are notes of cedar, and it's a little soft, but there is also an undertone of (motor?) oil. I love it. I'm even wearing it during quarantine. There's no one else around to smell it, but I can :)

K
K.
Androgynous & Buttery

It’s yummy, summery, and delightful!

N
N.W.
It was ... interesting!

The scent was pleasant overall but I felt it didn't fit me well. It was great at first but over time I started mixing it with a lighter, more feminine scent because it was a bit too masculine for my liking.


Customer Reviews

Based on 20 reviews
75%
(15)
25%
(5)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
S
S.J.
Got damn!

Smells so good if I could hump myself I would...

J
J.W.
Great

Love this

M
M.C.
A little strange, a little organic, a little non-organic

Out of all the jokey reviews, the one that I felt rang true was the description of it smelling like an older man in a hardware store. There are notes of cedar, and it's a little soft, but there is also an undertone of (motor?) oil. I love it. I'm even wearing it during quarantine. There's no one else around to smell it, but I can :)

K
K.
Androgynous & Buttery

It’s yummy, summery, and delightful!

N
N.W.
It was ... interesting!

The scent was pleasant overall but I felt it didn't fit me well. It was great at first but over time I started mixing it with a lighter, more feminine scent because it was a bit too masculine for my liking.