My girlfriend is the walking embodiment of trash. I mean, really. Picture a Trash Clown. Now distort that image even further. You've almost got it. Yes, further, into the grotesque! STOP! There! There she is!
You can imagine, dear reader, my excitement when I saw that there was a scent made just for her! Would it compliment her natural trash essence? Oh, it does, it really does. Elle est le déchet de mon coeur. No accounting for my taste. Au secours!
I AM TRASH
I had a small sample of I Am Trash about a year ago. I have been trying to get more ever sense but being poor makes it hard and then I found out I could order from the US and use Afterpay. My Trash just came in the mail and I am so excited. You know it smells good when your own perfume turns you on. This stuff is delicious. After I pay for my Trash I will be getting the whole sampler set so I can find out what other delicious goodies you have that I have to have.
Could sit and smell myself all day long. Hell, with the pandemic and boredom mounting, I just might!!
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