FAT ELECTRICIAN

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Gourmand, Woody

Based on the true story of a once beautiful man who ended up a Fat Electrician. Because while beauty fades, a good fragrance is forever. And contrary to the name, this is an ever attractive and wearable vetiver-based scent modernized by woody Vanilla Bean and balsamic Myrrh.

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FULL DESCRIPTION

His beauty would have been his greatest asset. One imagines he was raised in the big air of Texas, his soft skin scrubbed by ears of wheat, his eyelashes curled by grappling with grace against a blinding sun. A Midnight Cowboy lost on city asphalt.

A fisherman without a line, he was made to be hooked by others, to believe in his fate without knowing it, to wreak havoc and forget it over time. Youth for women-of-a-certain-age, stock for late-night parties, a partner to accompany the wealthy of Palm Beach on nature walks, his splendor is consumed in the service of others. Now, a Fat Electrician in New Jersey, his talent depleted in his sexual decline. This is the curse of beauty - it doesn’t last.

MAIN NOTES

Vetiver from Haiti, chestnut cream, olive leaves, myrrh, vanilla, opoponax

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Customer Reviews

Based on 58 reviews
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Matthew Edgeton
Always great with their sents.

Really great smells, very masculine.

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Palka
My new go-to

Absolutely perfect scent. I have been looking for something new, and found it in Fat Electrician. Just wish it lasted longer...but still 5 stars all around.

J
Jennifer Cain
Sexy

As a woman, I love wearing FE. Always have gravitated toward heady, nonflorals. This one is like enveloping yourself in a luxe cashmere blanket. My elegant new go to for fall and winter.

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Matt N
Serendipity

As soon as I saw the Facebook Ad I knew I needed to try this. As a fat electrician who was once a beautiful man, how could I not? Even better that it smells fantastic. I'm wearing it every day just itching for someone to ask me what the scent is. "That's Fat Electrician, Baby".

M
Mat S
The best!

The fat electrician smells amazing!!! If you want to smell good and better than your average cologne, buy this.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 58 reviews
95%
(55)
3%
(2)
2%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
M
Matthew Edgeton
Always great with their sents.

Really great smells, very masculine.

P
Palka
My new go-to

Absolutely perfect scent. I have been looking for something new, and found it in Fat Electrician. Just wish it lasted longer...but still 5 stars all around.

J
Jennifer Cain
Sexy

As a woman, I love wearing FE. Always have gravitated toward heady, nonflorals. This one is like enveloping yourself in a luxe cashmere blanket. My elegant new go to for fall and winter.

M
Matt N
Serendipity

As soon as I saw the Facebook Ad I knew I needed to try this. As a fat electrician who was once a beautiful man, how could I not? Even better that it smells fantastic. I'm wearing it every day just itching for someone to ask me what the scent is. "That's Fat Electrician, Baby".

M
Mat S
The best!

The fat electrician smells amazing!!! If you want to smell good and better than your average cologne, buy this.